Ninja FAQ
Q: Are ninjas just THAT awesome?
A: You damn right!
Q: Do ninjas fear anything?
A: A picture of Michael Jackson may scare a ninja every now and then, but other than that ninjas are totally fearless.
Q: Do the ladies love ninjas?
A: Koji Higuchi-san was voted hottest man alive 3 consecutive years by VOGUE...so I guess that answers your question.
Q: Do ninjas fart?
A: No, ninjas release any extra gas through their mouth. One time this one ninja killed 6 guys just by breathing on him.
Q: What are ninja hobbies?
A: Ninja hobbies include tearing hearts out, pimpin hoes, and hidin out in the shadows.
Q: What brand boots do ninjas wear?
A: Most ninjas wear SHINOBI brand boots, others wear Timberlands.
Q: Where would the world be without ninjas?
A: Without ninjas, the world could not go 'round. All humans would surely be extinct by now.
Q: Why are ninjas so feared?
A: Because in one shot they can fuckin rip your heart out, take a shit on it, eat it, then shit it out and sell it on E-Bay by the time your dead body hits the ground. Understand?
Q: Can I be a ninja?
A: No, if ninjas were your calling you would've known it by now.
Q: Why is Jerry aka Koji Higuchi-san still a ninja?
A: Ninjas are not a trend, once you go ninja you can never turn back
Q: Is there a such thing as going too far with ninjas?
A: If you count worshipping ninjas, thinking about ninjas 24/7, and learning the ways of the ninja...then no, you can never go too far.