Ninja Facts
- Ninjas hate pirates and samurai (card game 600 years ago set it off).
- Ninja don't sweat.
- Ninjas have a 57 ft. vertical jump.
- Bullets can't kill a ninja.
- Ninjas are also part-time pimps.
- Ninjas are mammals.
- Ninjas control Bill Gates and Microsoft.
- Ninjas fight ALL the time
- Ninja always land on their feet.
- The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people.
- Ninjas ALWAYS do drive by ninja star shootings on Kawasaki Ninja Bikes.
- Ninjas can pretty much do whatever the want.
- ALL ninjas have white eyes with no pupuls, they cut them out to be more scary.
- Ninjas can survive in -45 degree weather.
- Ninja breath can knock you out for 3 days if smelled.
- Ninjas can crush soda cans with their mind.
- Ninjas CAN eat just one Lays Potato Chip.
- Ninjas do not like the Ninja Turtles.
- All ninjas have super human strength.
- Ninjas are better than you.
- Ninjas never take it too far, if they chopped off your head it was completely neccessary.